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[14 Mar 2009|04:34am] |
I like boys. There, I got that out of the way. Was I supposed to say more? I can go on and on saying how much I enjoy touching, kissing, licking boys but I really don't think many people who read this will actually want to know that. I don't mind talking about it, hell I love talking about it. Everywhere you look it's as if people enjoy hiding their sexuality. I don't see any straight guys walking down the street shouting "I LOVE VAGINA!!!" I do that, but I mean more so in that I love girls as friends. I don't like the triangle. I think it's disgusting. Sorry, I don't want to "offend" anyone but it just is. What's hot about a place where you go to the bathroom out of? Sorry, I laughed too hard at that question because obviously that was something I couldn't even ask right. I like boy parts and that is where that stuff comes out of, as well. I told myself I wouldn't make this long paragraph about this topic because there are no questions. I came out when I was fifteen. I'm seventeen now. I came out to my parents when I was seventeen. Here I am. I'm here because I'm gay~.
No serious talking will come from me because life is too short for being a serious fellow. I am in love with B. Scott. If I ever could fall for a woman, it would be Her. She's not really a woman, she's a transvestite but god is she a beautiful beautiful creature. If you don't know who I'm talking about then please go to www.lovebscott.com and give her some love, because she deserves it. She is a Youtube Queen of course. Her catchphrase? "LOVE MUFFINS!" I say that constantly now. When I get my hair done "I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TODAY!" When I move to New York I'm going to become a Youtube Fairy. I would be a queen but that is too predictable, anyone can be a Queen. it takes a special kind of touch to be the fairy of youtube. A touch only a truebian has. My name will not be Walter Flanery by then. I'll be known around Youtube as W. Flan. It sounds really sexual, like a STD maybe, "I just got tested. I have W. Flan." (insert whiny, heartwrenching tears here please). It's a good STD though, it just makes you more sexually active. It brings all the fellas to your yard.
I miss Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill. If I were into girls I would be all over Brooke Davis. She is incredible. Of course the truth is obviously that Julian is beautiful, too. I hear there were rumors of Austin Nichols and Jake Gyllnehaal a few years back, after the Brokeback Mountain ages, I bet they were true. There is just something about them both that screams "GAY LOVE TRIANGLE!" to me. The third probably being...some no name. Maybe forehead McGee who's on OTH now. You know who he is, that's right Dawson Leery making a comeback as a jackass wanna-be director hack. He will always be the sweet, awkward, big headed Dawson Leery to me, no matter what kind of roles he plays. That reminds me of Rules of Attraction and the gay Ian Somerhalder scenes. Now another man who should have gotten himself mixed up in the Gyllenichols orgy of love. If men were allowed to carry babies..if we had the proper equipment of course, they would make the most beautiful babies to ever grace this earth. Jake's hair, Austin's eyes, Ian's body. I'm getting myself worked up over here. It's a good thing no one is around right now otherwise they might have almost had a nice little show. Not that I have any shame or problem about doing anything in front of anyone.
I'm always being told that's my biggest flaw. I don't care about anything anyone thinks or says about me. A lot of the time I like to make them think the worst of me. If you didn't know me, you wouldn't think I was gay, you'd think I was just a weird straight kid. I don't wear a flag shirt or a sign across my chest like the Scarlett Letter. I don't talk in a high pitched voice, I don't flap my arm, I don't throw a hissy fit, I don't check out the ass of every guy-oh wait. I do do that. But I also do check out the ass of every girl that walks by now you tell me..figure that out, will you? I like girls in some ways but I just don't like to have sex with them or kiss them. I can kiss a girl on the lips and be perfectly fine, little baby Walter won't move a inch, but if I kiss a boy he lifts his little flag. I'm sounding wrong here I know. I'm not a whore, or a slut. I just like to have some fun and I like boys, so what?
Back home I was the only gay kid in my school, or thats how it felt. I still think the football team is gay because they loved checking out each others asses too much. Other guys asses, too. I think the quarterback was gay. That was probably why he beat me up and left me under the bleachers a few weeks back. I could have taken him but I'm a lover, not a fighter. I actually couldn't have taken him, but this is a new school so I figured i would give it a shot, at the very least. I'm not from some hickish south of the border type of town, I'm not from a place where brothers and sisters are allowed to mate. I'm from Atlanta, Georgia. Well..I guess I am from one of those kind of places, just refrain from the incestuous jokes, please. I have much more amo than I bet anyone of you "New Yawkas" can handle. I'm a smart boy, despite my floppy emo style hair cut. Don't let it fool you. I can be a real bitch sometimes.
Walter Flanery can be reached at im walter bass. mm...Chuck Bass.
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